I can already feel my duck in your puppy.
i cant breath omfg crying
so that way we all could make fun of them for freaking out of the slightest things<3
example:
OMFG EW A NUDE EW EW EW
and we would just be like…
example 2:
ARE YOU DEPRESSED! YOU JUST POSTED SOMETHING REALLY DEPRESSING. YOU’RE SO FUCKING EMO OMFG
us- 
them- HOW DO YOU WORK TUMBLR? IT’S SO STUPID!
us- 
I mean really it would be funny, seeing them freak out…
then again I wouldn’t want ANYONE from my school seeing what i post, they would just freak out or say im overreacting LOL gtfo. I came here to get AWAY from you dramatic people.
The guy I like .. admitted to liking someone else…
and of course this chick has to be all like OMG YOU’RE SOO CUTE! 
I was in a bad mood for the rest of the day ugh. I can’t even explain how upset i was This.is.why.I.don’t.do.relationships.
whatever…
When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
So this bitch, talks to the guy I don’t like (I’m just attracted to him) and they were flirting back and forth it was so fucking annoying… I mean I don’t like him …
I DON’T, I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING GURRRL YOU SO LIKE HIM BUT I SWEAR I DON’T What bothers me most is that I don’t know why this bothers me unless…
Mother Fucker
I do like him….
GREAT NOW I HAVE TO WATCH HIM AND THAT SLUT FLIRT 24/7
Well this is fantastic…
I can already imagine what will happen if he finds out I like him…
WHY THE FUCK DO I LIKE HIM…
You’re probably thinking “Why? You like him that’s normal!”
Well…
A bunch of you probably think I’m insane and are like…
Well my whole rant is over… and I’m not getting my hopes up for this guy just cause
and he would never like me…
I need summer. Like now.
omfg …he just texted me
I know I’m werid ..
okay bye<3<3<3<3
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
